The Night before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the House
There were creatures stirring, wish it was just a mouse.
The bills were passed, the Dems didn’t care
They hoped that Americans would not be aware.
The Senate was thinking, “What new taxes can we raise,”
Through visions of illegals giving them praise.
Nancy a liar, Reid such the snake
Sharing one brain, “How much more power can we take?”
When in the heartland arose such a clatter
The Dems kept pushing forward, the people didn’t matter.
Away they passed bills through the dead of the night
Surely, the people knew this was not right.
The earth, libs will save, but the people they’ll kill
Healthcare reform passed, while we scream, “Kill the bill!”
Transparency promised, openness denied
Lower taxes, lower deficits? Using basic math, we see that they lied.
The media they spun their tales with great care,
“Only 2 protest Obama, our cameras don’t need to be there.”
More rabid than viruses, O’s minions they came
And he whistled and shouted, using the teleprompter he read their names:
Now Geithner! Now Burris!
Now Biden & Clinton!
On Rangel! On Schumer!
On Murtha & Jackson!
From the top of the White House
To the expanse of the Mall
More taxes! More taxes! More taxes for all!
The dry leaves are money as the inflation winds fly,
When they meet with the Treasury, they just multiply.
So up to the Capitol roof, O’s minions they flew
With a sleigh full of entitlements some for ACORN too.
And then in a twinkling, I hear on the Capitol’s roof
The prancing and pawing of each IRS agent’s hoof.
As I grabbed for my wallet and was turning around
Into my purse the IRS came with a bound.
They were dressed in suits and came with a smile
Turn your head and cough, they said, this may last for a while
AIG, SEIU & GM, they need your funds,
But don’t close that wallet yet there is more to come.
O’s eyes how wretched, his lips so blackened
His cheeks were so gaunt, his nose how it slackened.
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
The sin and corruption flew like the snow
The butt of a ciggy he held tight in his teeth
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
With a forked tongue, he spoke with such ease
As he campaigned he said he’d do this, voters thought it was a tease.
He slams the CIA, the troops and the right
But thanks to Fox News, we do not go into that “good” night.
On Rush, On Hannity, On Glenn, On Boortz
Do not stop the fight! You have our support.
O speaks not of his birth, his faith or his friends
All he does justifies the means not the ends.
Alinsky he worships, the unions he loves
The liberal agenda encircles him as the doves.
912ers, Tea Parties and rallies galore
As the people demand, “We won’t take this anymore!”
So congress join the jobless, you dashed their might
Obama your pink slip is next, 2012 is in sight!
© Inger Eberhart 2009