The Night before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the House

There were creatures stirring, wish it was just a mouse.

The bills were passed, the Dems didn’t care

They hoped that Americans would not be aware.

The Senate was thinking, “What new taxes can we raise,”

Through visions of illegals giving them praise.

Nancy a liar, Reid such the snake

Sharing one brain, “How much more power can we take?”

When in the heartland arose such a clatter

The Dems kept pushing forward, the people didn’t matter.

Away they passed bills through the dead of the night

Surely, the people knew this was not right.

The earth, libs will save, but the people they’ll kill

Healthcare reform passed, while we scream, “Kill the bill!”

Transparency promised, openness denied

Lower taxes, lower deficits? Using basic math, we see that they lied.

The media they spun their tales with great care,

“Only 2 protest Obama, our cameras don’t need to be there.”

More rabid than viruses, O’s minions they came

And he whistled and shouted, using the teleprompter he read their names:

Now Geithner! Now Burris!

Now Biden & Clinton!

On Rangel! On Schumer!

On Murtha & Jackson!

From the top of the White House

To the expanse of the Mall

More taxes! More taxes! More taxes for all!

The dry leaves are money as the inflation winds fly,

When they meet with the Treasury, they just multiply.

So up to the Capitol roof, O’s minions they flew

With a sleigh full of entitlements some for ACORN too.

And then in a twinkling, I hear on the Capitol’s roof

The prancing and pawing of each IRS agent’s hoof.

As I grabbed for my wallet and was turning around

Into my purse the IRS came with a bound.

They were dressed in suits and came with a smile

Turn your head and cough, they said, this may last for a while

AIG, SEIU & GM, they need your funds,

But don’t close that wallet yet there is more to come.

O’s eyes how wretched, his lips so blackened

His cheeks were so gaunt, his nose how it slackened.

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow

The sin and corruption flew like the snow

The butt of a ciggy he held tight in his teeth

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.

With a forked tongue, he spoke with such ease

As he campaigned he said he’d do this, voters thought it was a tease.

He slams the CIA, the troops and the right

But thanks to Fox News, we do not go into that “good” night.

On Rush, On Hannity, On Glenn, On Boortz

Do not stop the fight! You have our support.

O speaks not of his birth, his faith or his friends

All he does justifies the means not the ends.

Alinsky he worships, the unions he loves

The liberal agenda encircles him as the doves.

912ers, Tea Parties and rallies galore

As the people demand, “We won’t take this anymore!”

So congress join the jobless, you dashed their might

Obama your pink slip is next, 2012 is in sight!

© Inger Eberhart 2009

~ by hunter7taylor on December 24, 2009.

One Response to “The Night before Christmas”

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